forget fml, read this instead

today was scattered with several minor disappointments.

1. I woke up at noon and had to physically run for the bus, major embarrassment in itself
2. I accidentally/long story got peroxide in my eye and had to undergo severe pain while praying i would not have to call the chemical emergency hotline; which resulted in me having to go out in public with my GLASSES.
3. After being seated comfortably on the bus for several minutes, I realized that i had forgotten my phone at home and had to endure a 45 minute walk back.
4. The mcgill food services has been officially blacklisted in my books, because when dinnertime came around, the damn tim hortons was closed: i had to walk all the way to the one on sherbrooke which leads me to...
5. The Tim Hortons gods are definitely not on my side and once again i did not win a free coffee.  I really don't think its normally that someone like me who ingests 2 liters of coffee a day and never effing win anything.
6. I witnessed a terrifying car crash.  Which resulted in an ambulance carrying people away
7. Im still studying for a class that i will inevitably do poorly in.