zaffy's comment of the day

Ever since my sister moved out, she's always coming back home to learn how to cook.  This sounds like something nice, but its very annoying for me, because i'm the one who has to eat the experimental dinner.

Today was nice though, we had Sergio and Aymeric over and we celebrated both their birthdays with what my mom called a "recession cake" aka the cheap frozen mccain cakes.

You see my mom can be a very humorous person, but what she said today is probably one of her best.  She couldn't light the candles on the cake so i started complaining and took the lighter from her to do it myself.  So there in front of everyone she said, (seriously this was too good to make up) "well sorry i don't know how to use a lighter, I'm not the one using it to smoke weed"

I think its safe to say that everyone at the table was surprised that she said that.

and now my mom thinks I'm a pot-head. beautiful.